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LOL Book Contest

  • Feb. 4th, 2008 at 8:30 AM
LOL Snoopy
Current polls show that LOL books prefer the Animal/Gonzo ticket by a margin of twelve points. Previous LOL Books are available at http://jimhines.livejournal.com/tag/lol.

So today we're doing another contest, this one for Goblin War [Amazon | Mysterious Galaxy], which comes out exactly one month from today!

The rules are pretty simple -- y'all suggest captions for the book in the comments. Once I've got a bunch of ideas, we'll pick the best. Winner will get stuff*.

As you can see, I've gotten pretty lax about my contests these days. But the point is to have fun with it. (Please keep it PG-13 or less, though. I'm looking at you, [info]antonstrout.)


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*"Stuff" means I haven't figured it out yet. I might pick anything from a set of autographed goblin bookmarks to a cameo in a short story (if you wanted) to whatever book I have an extra copy of to give away.

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[info]bluetyson wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
Wolf - 'Not another Goblin SBD..'
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
Poor wolf...
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[info]michaeldthomas wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
PG-13, huh? Well there goes my Companion to Wolves joke...
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
::Snarf:: I will totally waive the PG-13 thing for a Companion to Wolves joke.
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(no subject) - [info]michaeldthomas - Feb. 4th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]antonstrout wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
so "doggie style- yer doing it wrong" is out?
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
Funny as hell, but yeah, I think I'm gonna veto that one. Sorry.
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[info]telynor wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
Ur goin wrong wayz, Wolf! Magic Sword sez Smurfette iz hidin' behind us!

(I'm sorry.)
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
::Grin:: Thanks!
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[info]controuble wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
Hunh - my copies of the books are waiting for Goblin War next month, then Amazon will deliver them all, so this is the first time I saw one of your covers large enough to realize what was on it and the only thing I could think of was...

Smurfs at Redwall

So not going there...
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
The fanfic possibilities are ... a little disturbing, actually.
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[info]jonathanmoeller wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
I SAID my kingdom for a HORSE! My kingdom for a freaking HORSE!
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
::Snicker::

I should have started making y'all do my captions months ago!
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[info]marcy_italiano wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
I'z bin bad... Santa no give pony.

:)
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
Heh. One of these days, I should write a Goblins vs. Santa story...
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(no subject) - [info]marcy_italiano - Feb. 4th, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC) Expand
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[info]wishwords wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)
Wat u mean iz not furi poni?
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[info]merrymagpie wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
Oh noes! Noble steed iz readier than I iz.
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
That's pretty much an understatement throughout the book :-)
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[info]lisamantchev wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
Mai fuud thinks I iz a pony.
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
"Fuud" made me giggle.
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[info]will_couvillier wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
Grrr...I am NOT a smurf!!!!
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
That's right. The smurfs are over here, in Joshua's book! :-)
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(no subject) - [info]will_couvillier - Feb. 4th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]newguydave wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
I sed charge not lunch. Go back.
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[info]scottakennedy wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
oh yaz...diz wulf iz gettin Jiggy
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
::Groan::
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[info]ellameena wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)

I can haz Cesar Millan?
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
Had to Google that one, but was then very much amused.
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(no subject) - [info]ellameena - Feb. 4th, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]daydreammuse wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
Is it just me or the wolf is looking at me with that hungry again? Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have eaten it's meal.
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
That wolf in particular ... you *really* don't want to steal his food.
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(no subject) - [info]daydreammuse - Feb. 4th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]arielstarshadow wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
Wolf sez:

Kick me 1 mor tiem and I eet u

They ain't payin' me enuf for dis shit.
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
::Grin:: Not that Jig would dare kick Bastard the wolf...
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[info]khriskin wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
Oh hai, you be lookin 4 bukket too?
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC)
Woo hoo! Bonus points for the first bukket reference!
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(no subject) - [info]khriskin - Feb. 4th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]agilebrit wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
Shud not have sat on saddle horn...
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[info]dark_towhead wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
I haz inappropriate itchz!

Iz I allergic to mount?
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
Ya know, Jig *does* have allergy issues in this book...
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[info]livia_llewellyn wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
1 BUCKET HELMET 2 RULZ DEM ALL!
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
Bukkit + Lord of the Rings? Impressive! Most impressive.
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[info]ellameena wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Ur tauntaun will freez befoar u reach the furst bukket!


...Then I'll see u in hell!

(snickering...I enters twice. hee)
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[info]jimhines wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
I have never had this many entries in a contest. LOL Books are definitely the key to a good contest :-)
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(no subject) - [info]jimhines - Feb. 4th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]newroticgirl wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
I'll go with an old LOLcats standard...

"My wolf, let me show you it."
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[info]ellameena wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
Press 'Z' to dismount...

...Press 'Menu' to start over.
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[info]galeni wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
Yumz. My portable snack comes with its own toothpick.
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[info]melissajm wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 11:07 pm (UTC)
"Dis teddybear iz movin'...Do not want!"
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[info]melissajm wrote:
Feb. 5th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
"Oh noes! Iz not Snoopy I iz ridin!"
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[info]melissajm wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
Can haz more than one entry per person? Iz fun.
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[info]melissajm wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
From "Tech Support:" "Wolf iz better drawn than hero. Iz not fair!"
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