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Two Stars for Veka

  • Apr. 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Goblin Hero
Earlier today, I was looking at my Amazon reviews for the goblin books, wondering when I'd get a one- or two-star review. This afternoon, I checked again, and voila! My first two-star review, for Goblin Hero.

That was quick. Now I'm wondering when I'll get a phone call from Peter Jackson, telling me he wants to pay me millions of dollars to make movies out of the goblin books!

::Drums fingers impatiently::

I'm not stressing about the 2-star review. Different people, different tastes. But what got me thinking about it was a blog entry by David Anthony Durham, in which he said, "The stinker reviews are always disappointing, but they're also a sign that the books are getting read by a wider range of people - and by more people, which is important."

That's an interesting thought. In my case, this was a review by someone who had already read Quest, so it's not really a sign that my books are reaching a wider audience. But it does make sense that the broader your sample size, the more likely you are to get outliers on both ends of the bell curve: people who passionately loved your story more than anything else in the world, and people who despised you like you drove to their house and beat their dog to death with your books.

It always stings a little, but it helps to think of it as a sign of growing readership.

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[info]msagara wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
What we discovered about reviews in the bookstore:

If one person loved the book and one person loathed it, we would sell more copies than we would with just the glowing review. Because people want to know whether it's the greatest gift to literature possible, or the worst waste of trees, and there's only one way to find out.

I know some authors hate, with a passion, negative amazon reviews, but I think the mix of reviews fills the same purpose, even if it's hard not to feel the sting of the bad ones. Fwiw.
[info]jimhines wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
It's a review. I wasn't particularly impressed with this one, but I haven't been impressed with some of the positive reviews, either. I figure anyone who expects every reader to love his/her book is in for a rude shock.

So this means sales of Hero should take off now, right? ;-)
[info]erastes wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
Yes, and sometimes a stinker review will list things that the reader didn't like but might be right up another reader's street
[info]jimhines wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
Yup! Even the god-awful reviews can sell a few books, if only because the buyer thinks, "It can't *really* be this bad, can it?"
[info]david_de_beer wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2008 09:55 am (UTC)
haha! I bought two books this year along that premise; everybody I know hated them so much I had to read them! fully expect them to suck, but well, I'm perverse. I want to be immersed in the suck. Mind you, one of them I only caught "teenage lolita" and it was a done deal.

more serious note - sometimes, I'll watch a movie or read a book a reviewer disliked, but then it's a case of where I know the reviewer well enough to be able to suss whether I might like it. It's not always about the one star, or the five start ratings, but about how well the reviewer can explain the why of it. To me, in any case, it's also why I don't mind spoilers in reviews. I care more about the why, than any personal endorsement/ disapproval.
Reviews that contain no spoilers, and only stars? David skips, in his world they're useless.
Besides, I never remember spoilers, only stuff I read and watch myself.
[info]jtglover wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
people who despised you like you drove to their house and beat their dog to death with your books.

Funny funny. :)

< insert Andy Warhol "no bad publicity" comment >
[info]scbutler wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
All reviews are good reviews, right?

(Anonymous) wrote:
Apr. 2nd, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
Two star review
In these days of so many people being paid to load the reviews, I'm suspicious to the point of hesitating to buy any book that's all 5-loaded. When I'm deciding to buy, I always read 2-3 of the highest reviews and then 2-3 of the lowest. The lower ones almost always convince me to buy.

Now I can imagine a day when more sophisticated publicists start hiring people to post 2 star reviews just to legitimize the higher ones... Cats and goblins will lie down together and frogs will rain from the sky.

(Still, reading negative reviews of your own work doth suck!)

Cheers
- tkersh
[info]jimhines wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Two star review
I've heard accusations of paid Amazon reviewers before, but I've never seen any real evidence of it. Have you found research or actual instances of this happening?

Friends and families and sock-puppets stuffing the virtual ballots, that I've seen. But not much in the way of pay-per-review.
[info]halspacejock wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
If I see a review with 'it wus too clever by harf, and I din't like the long words and the plot wus complircated' then I know I'm onto a winner.
[info]halspacejock wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
By the way, with my own stuff I've had people say book one is the best, book two is the best, book three is the best, the series is going downhill, the series is going uphill, why don't I write a proper book for a change, etc.

Alas, or rather, fortunately, books are not perfect little pills popped out in bland similarity. Some are a little tart, some are sweet, and some make your eyes roll around in your skull.
[info]talithakalago wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Isn't Peter a director, not a producer? Did I miss a memo?
[info]jimhines wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2008 11:41 am (UTC)
Hm ... I read a while back that Peter Jackson was going to be doing Naomi Novik's dragon books. I don't know the details, but I figure he's a big enough name that if he likes my goblin books, he could make something happen.
[info]talithakalago wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
Send him copies as a gift!
[info]radconbob wrote:
Apr. 6th, 2008 01:06 pm (UTC)
Funny Thing Books, They Show up in the Oddest Places
Was at the Benton County Democratic (I know, godless, perverts, evil, etc.) and what should I see on the sign in table for the delegates but a half read copy of one of your Goblin Books. The local Dems have a club called "drinking liberally" meets in a local bar. The flyer was being used as a book mark.

Thought you might appreciate this.
[info]jimhines wrote:
Apr. 6th, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Funny Thing Books, They Show up in the Oddest Places
"I know, godless, perverts, evil, etc..."

Well, where else would one expect to find people reading that nasty fantasy stuff?

That's awesome. Thanks for passing it along!