Note: There are two editions of the novalla—hardcover and jacketed hardcover—but I can't tell which Amazon entry refers to which edition. Hopefully that will be clear once the book is listed as officially available.
Meanwhile, the novella review tour continues with upcoming reviews from

Me in 1971, probably Hawaii. © 1971, 2009 J.A.K. Lake

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Get Fuzzy on the perils of authorship (again)
The Extraordinary World of Ex Libris Art — (Via Dark Roasted Blend.)
Best Use of Exploitative Tactis — Drawn! with a very strange, short animation. Cool, and vaguely NSFW.
Cassini buzzes Enceladus once again — Mmm, photographic goodness.
Why do we hate? Academics seek answer in new field — (Via Freakonomics Blog.)
JFK nephew barred from communion: report — Mmm, I loves me some separation of Church and State. And what is it about religious people that makes them want to force the rest of society to abide by their particular beliefs?
?otD: Do you feel like you're king of the hill?
11/22/2009
Body movement: 120 minute suburban walk (about to depart)
Hours slept: 6.25
This morning's weigh-in: n/a (not yet)
Currently reading: Finch by Jeff VanderMeer
Here's a repost, updated to use the check box system. Don't worry if you already voted in the original ( Poll #1488339) I made a note of everyone's choices.
For those who hadn't voted, here's the easier to use version of the first round:
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 3
From the following list, please select any opening lines which you think should progress to the final round.
A dead girl invited Matthias to dinner.![]()
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2 (66.7%)
A rumble of thunder, and the vision came.![]()
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A scarab scuttled by on the wall of Habitat A, a purple streak of alien menace.![]()
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1 (33.3%)
Arienne hated the way magic made her skin glow, isolating her from everyone else across the Light-![]()
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0 (0.0%)
At least the rabbit had the good sense to make an exit before the arrival.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
"Baby... baby, stop. They'll see us," I breathed.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
“Can anyone hear me?” Odessa Clay screamed. Nothing in the desert stirred except the hot wind that whipped her long hair into tangles.![]()
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1 (33.3%)
Clinton Folk stood in the doorway of the Theatre of Curious Acts and looked out at the end of the world.![]()
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Cornwall shook off the soft spring day like a cat vibrating a wet paw.![]()
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1 (33.3%)
From the following list, please select any opening lines which you think should progress to the final round.
“Damn these monkeys!” shouted Hidalgo Vile. “Why must I be surrounded by incompetents?”![]()
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Death stalked him in alien guises, borne by the economy of Quardeen Station.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Earthrise stretched shadows over the dusty pock-marked ground, lending a faint touch of indigo to the airless surface.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Even hiding under my bed, armed and silent in the darkness, Cupid got me; I never even saw him coming.![]()
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1 (50.0%)
Every morning I ask myself the same question: would I be happier now if I'd never sailed off the edge of the world?![]()
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2 (100.0%)
Fenner whined for mercy as he dug his own grave, but Saul’s heart remained hard.![]()
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Fifty people from four counties over had gathered to see it: Ned Spunkman's Doom Bunny.![]()
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George Lasenius shipped me to Mars in a lead crate.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
If you have haven't already voted in other rounds, you can find them here: Round two. Round three (tba). Round Four (tba)
- Mood:
determined
That household was probably in mourning already, anyway. Daughter is a cheerleader*, and Our Town lost the state championship high-school football game yesterday. Woe.
Sun up now, and frost melting apace.
*I try not to hold this against her.
Also, I was talking with my friend (and brilliant author!)
The physical act of making a timetable will help to pull your intentions together and let your brain know this is serious, you really mean it. And it's fun.
Yes! It was fun! I'll have to post a picture of my super-colour-coded timetable. LOL!
Fail? No. Try and think about it this way. Writing is hard. There are a lot of obstacles and distractions. The timetable and the intention behind it are not a magic bullet. But if you DON'T take an active role and responsibility for carving out the time, it ISN'T going to happen by itself. So this is a huge positive step, and you're not looking for perfection. You're looking to use the timetable as a tool to help you do more than you would have done without it. If you find it's giving you more aggravation than results, you can take another approach. Don't shackle yourself, just get on your own side.
Isn't that perfect? Don't let her tell you she doesn't know what she's talking about! I'm very lucky to know her.
So yes, I am struggling with the process, but I am also aware that I've made a commitment to trying harder at fitting in my writing around all the other things in life. Or should that be the other way round? I'm fitting the other things around my writing! Any tool that helps me to take this work more seriously - to give it the importance it deserves - is worth trying. And whatever doesn't work can be thrown out and I can try a new approach. Nobody is judging me apart from me.
One thing I've discovered - or maybe just confirmed - is that I don't find it easy to work in complete isolation. However... neither can I write with music playing. And yet, I can work pretty well in cafes. Ah, the contradictions of being a writer. However, most cafe-music is more like... muzak, so I don't find it particularly distracting. And I like the hustle and bustle of the cafe environment; there's stuff going on, but none of it directly involves me. Maybe that's why I worked well when I wrote THE IRON WITCH. Most of the first draft was written at my mum's, sitting at the dining table. She would be doing things around me and in the next room, but I quite liked it. I had company - I didn't feel completely alone - and yet I could still concentrate.
Most of BEAUTIFUL GHOSTS was written in a cafe, and that flowed quickly.
What I'm finding with revisions is that my mind wanders off far more easily than when I'm writing a first draft. I really procrastinate and resist the process. That's why I am allowing myself to keep Twitter open while I write. I was discussing this with a friend the other night - Twitter feels a bit like having that 'cafe buzz' in the background; people are chattering but it doesn't have to impact on what I'm doing. However, if someone sends me an @ repy or mentions me, I can jump in and say something then get straight back to my work. For me, this seems to be working. So far... ;)
- Mood:
thoughtful
Cry ‘Havoc’ and let slip the puddles of… er…
Right. Maybe that’s not the Shakespeare quote to adopt after all. Nevertheless, it’s time for round two in the search for finalists in the Meager Puddle of Light Award for best opening line.
I originally intended to put everyone’s opening lines in a poll (like I did with the blogging questions last week), but LJ’s poll setup has a maximum character count and I could only fit ten 25-word entries in any one poll question. Today, however, I’ve had a cunning plan. I’ll use TWO poll questions, which should solve the problem.
Puddles Best opening line Round 2 of 4
You can vote for as many entries (in each question) as you like in each round. When the dust settles, the ten with the most votes will go through to the final (in the event of a tie, those in joint tenth position will both (or all) go through).
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 5
From the following list, please select any opening lines which you think should progress to the final round.
“Grandpa, who’s your friend?” Victor Barrow wasn’t surprised by the sound of his granddaughter’s voice; he’d sensed her approach, even before she came around the corner of his cabin.![]()
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High atop the Church of the Immaculate Conception, in contrast to the subdued hues of the building’s unpainted mortar and stone, a scarlet macaw perched upon a wooden cross.![]()
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2 (40.0%)
His name, Kiril, meant "true or loyal servant". His clan was the sheltering tree.![]()
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"Hey, people, turn this way, I’ll show you something you don’t see every day."![]()
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2 (40.0%)
I woke up this morning with a head full of doggerel.![]()
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1 (20.0%)
I wonder sometimes, if I could have lived a perfectly normal life if I hadn't burned the roast.![]()
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2 (40.0%)
I met him once again, unexpectedly, the one that had tauntingly spit in my face promising me that I would never forget him.![]()
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1 (20.0%)
I sit, nestled among the treasures he’s collected, bored out of my mind.![]()
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2 (40.0%)
"If that plane won't fly, amigo, you'd better be able to walk on water."![]()
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2 (40.0%)
From the following list, please select any opening lines which you think should progress to the final round.
I'm a gimp. I don't get out much.![]()
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1 (20.0%)
If the cracked eggshell in the centre of Fog Street was an indication of the size of the monster then it was tiny.![]()
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1 (20.0%)
I've never had to ask a second time.![]()
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It only took them three days to die.![]()
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Joseln dreamed of oblivion as she sped along the base of the earthworks, boots thudding on the packed dirt, heart pounding even louder than the cannon and musket fire behind her.![]()
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"Less than a woman, more than a ghost, Ahura waits in the depths of the tomb by her husband’s corpse."![]()
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1 (20.0%)
Like Adam and Eve, we were man and woman; if we knew God was looking, we would have hidden.![]()
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1 (20.0%)
Max woke up inside his kennel, unplugged his tail from the wall, and ran an automatic systems check.![]()
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3 (60.0%)
If you have haven't already voted in other rounds, you can find them here: Round one. Round three (tba). Round Four (tba)
Have fun.
- Mood:
happy
So come on down, brace yourself, and assume the position!
Hope your day was outrageously fantastic in every way and that you are now embarking on a year that is nothing less than even more outrageously fantastic, with total nonstop Awesomes! With whipped cream, sparkles, and extra kittens!
And hey--I mean it, now, or nobody gets any ice cream--don't forget to live forever!
- Location:Planet Belated
- Mood:
celebratory - Music:hmm hmm hmm hmm to you...
Anybody have any new music they want to promote?
ETA: Zander clued me in about the preview.
Several groups trying to re-ignite New England's faith are theologically conservative, such as the Southern Baptists, Presbyterian Church in America and the Conservative Baptists' Mission Northeast. They say a reason for the region's hollowed-out faith is a pervasive theology that departs from traditional Biblical interpretation on issues such as the divinity of Jesus, the exclusivity of Christianity as a path to salvation and homosexuality.From Yahoo News
Thanx to
That said, violence against transgendered and transsexual people does happen, and I would like it to not happen.
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It's always so frustrating to get rejected and not know what the editor didn't like. I understand, after all there's only so much time and energy one can put into the slush pile, and I've been on both sides of it in the past, present, and likely even in the future. Doesn't mean it makes me entirely happy, but...
Time to find somewhere else that'll take my kinda funky 6600 word urban fantasy piece. Or someone willing to read and critique it and tell me where I'm going wrong. (Someone not related to me by blood or marriage, preferably, I'm weird that way. :> )
Anyway, just thought I'd surface briefly. Later, I'll tell you what the heck I've been up to...
Oh, and don't forget, the submission period for Scheherazade's Facade is open, and will remain that way through February.
- Mood:
grumpy
- Mood:
exhausted
- 15:23 Just visited a house full of harps and dogs. #
- 17:52 Pizza stone has been pronounced a major success. Yum! #
- 17:52 Also, just got my contributor's copy of Talebones. Lovely illustration. Very sad to see this magazine go. #
- 19:23 About to watch the first "Saw" movie. First horror movie I've seen since "Black Water" with Kris. #
- 20:39 Holy cow, got selected for this! www.orcasartsmith.org/residencies.html #
New York Book Show 09 Winners!
The New York Book Show is an annual competition held by the Bookbinders’ Guild of New York, which is a professional publishing organization focusing on design & production of all kinds of trade, academic, and specialty books. It’s one of the few design competitions every year that focuses just on books, and I entered some of our Orbit titles from 2009.The judging was just completed, and Soulless by Gail Carriger & Tempest Rising by Nicole Peeler both won in the mass market paperback cover design category. Thanks to everyone who was involved in the cover designs, especially Donna Ricci, our model for Alexia Tarabotti & mistress of all things Steampunk Fashion, and Sharon Tancredi, the illustrator for Tempest Rising. Go Team!


This entry is ghosted from the Orbit site, here.
- Location:desk
- Mood:
calm
I had gotten to sleep at a reasonable hour for once, but D woke me up to see if I had made some sort of noise (I think he said it sounded like something fell). Nope. I was in dreamland. I had *just* gotten the cat settled and back to sleep good when my phone beeped with a text. Cassie was telling me she has to be at work at 3:45 in the morning on Black Friday. By the time I got done texting her back, I was wide awake.
::sigh::
(Seriously. WTF??? Did they see a picture of me somewhere on the net, take one look at the white hair, and decide I must be their demographic? What gives? I am unaccountably miffed. This is... reverse carding...)
2. Okay, so I am a Grinch Girl. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
3. This place where I live, it thinks it's a cruise ship sometimes, and it's gotta come up with "Activities". Today it was the "3rd Annual Turkey Trot" - billed as a "5K Run/Walk" (not quire sure what that K stands for. If we were in a nice metric context I might have taken it to mean kilometers, but we ain't, and K cannot possibly be acronymmed away to mean "miles" - and if it means 1000 (as in, 5000) then the question that begs to be asked is 5000 what?
But all that aside. The flyer for the event features two panicked-looking turkeys apparently fleeing for their lives. That should be enough to give you pause, but then, after a small form provided for registration, you get the disclaimer. It is grandly entitled, "Assumption of Risk, Release of Liability and Warning!" (all punctuation is original). What follows... is astonishing:
"In consideration for being allowed to use SV Recreation programs, services, facilities I voluntarily agree to assume all risks involved in participating in, or using SV programs, services, facilities and equipment. I understand that direct supervision by SV staff may not be provided and by participating in or using the programs, facilities, services of SV Recreation I expose myself to the risk of injuries including but not limited to temporary or permanent muscle soreness, sprains, stains, cuts, abrasions, bruises, ligament and/or cartilage damage, head, neck or spinal injuries, loss of use of arms and/or legs, eye damage, emotional trauma, disfigurement, drowning or death. I also recognise that there are both foreseeable and unforeseeable risks of injury or death that may occur as a result of my participation in, or from, or use of SV Recreation programs, services, facilities and equipment that cannot be specifically listed. I also recognize that the actions other users of SV Recreation programs, services, facilities and equipment may cause harm or loss to my person or property and agree to assume the risk of same"
Emotional trauma? Loss of limbs? Drowning? DEATH? What are they DOING on this Turkey Trot?!?
And no, folks, I'm not entirely certain I want to come along. You guys... have fun. And make sure that your wills are in order...
4. I was lying in bed last night writing haiku in my head. As the character from the current WIP. How twisted is this...?
5. Got my Space and Time Winter 2009 issue in the mail today. My story's in it. Looking good...
Say what you will about Stephenie Meyer and her Twilight books, but they are popular. And the two movies? Huge.
To give you some idea, let's point out that the Grand Rapids area biggest line this week was not at the Barnes & Noble bookstore at Woodland Mall. No, we're talking about the midnight showings for Twilight: New Moon.
Long considered the staple of SF/F and Star Wars and Star Trek geeks, the midnight showings locally were taken over by a largely female crowd of all ages. Only a teen phenomenon? Oh, puh-leese. Pictures on the local news and in the Grand Rapids Press showed many middle-aged women who were not all mothers chaperoning their teens or pre-teens.
When Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace opened on 19 May 1999, Studio 28 had a midnight showing in Theatre 1, then had it running in 3 other theatres for the first 24 hours. Fast forward to 2009 and while Studio 28 is gone, the same chain's Celebration North mulitiplex opened New Moon in all 17 non-IMAX theatres at midnight -- over 3500 seats -- and sold out. Systemwide, they sold something like 14,200 midnight tickets, exceeded only by one of the Harry Potter's at 14,600 (and Celebration North opened it in 14 theatres at midnight).
While some of this is marketing and choosing to open extra theatres and offer more seats for the midnight showings, one needs to point out another set of interesting factoids about West Michigan: (1) this was on a school night and (2) with (most?) West Michigan schools on trimesters, final exams start like on Friday. And still the teens contributed to the surge.
The Inevitable Complaints
Last Sunday, I showed up for part of a 10am panel at WindyCon 36 on "Rowling and Meyer" and what young readers are reading. J.K. Rowling's writing poor and predictable? Stephenie Meyer can't write either and her vampires aren't (sniff) canonical? Does not seem to be hurting the sales, folks. Even the NPR news quiz show Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me on Saturday tried to argue that all these Twilight fans are going to be unprepared to go up against real vampires. (grin)
Look, I haven't read any of the Twilight novels or seen the movies. And I know some people who have and their heads didn't explode -- some of them really like them. But they are successful and I won't begrudge either writer, stars or studio their success. Did I mention that Mister Werewolf in New Moon is a local boy from Michigan? (grin) While not all these readers and moviegoers are going to become lifelong SF/F fans of all genres, there will be some who go on to read more books and see more movies.
A rising tide raises all boats. Wrestling a tsunami is a little harder. (grin)
Dr. Phil
- Mood:
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