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Declaration of War

Attention, Mister Patrick Rothfuss, author of the bestselling debut novel The Name of the Wind [Amazon | Mysterious Galaxy].

I wish you to know that I have read your book and have a great deal of respect for you as an author. After meeting you at the Fantasy Matters conference, not to mention our special time together at ConFusion, I had also come to consider you a friend, sir.

But now your acts have shattered the bounds of civilized behavior. I refer of course to the events of April 22, 2008, when you somehow coopted one T. Hunt into devoting an entire page of his popular web comic to your novel*.

That web comic, as you know, is called Goblins.

First it was the Quill award. Then the New York Times bestseller list. I see you've begun an offensive to claim the Locus award as well. I respect your ambition, and like most authors, was willing to cede you these territories.

But a line must be drawn. Hear me well, Mister Rothfuss. You shall not conquer the goblins. We may be small and weak compared to the doorstopping power of Kvothe and The Name of the Wind, but we are many and we will triumph!


To my friends, fans, and fellow bloggers, I urge you to take up your keyboards and join me in this fight**. Show your support here or in your own blogs. Feel free to repost the above graphic <img src="http://www.sff.net/people/jchines/Temp/Windbreakers.jpg"> or make up your own. Join me in showing Mister Rothfuss that he might take our awards, he might take our bestseller lists, but he will never take our goblins!

And to Patrick himself, I await your response, sir. The blue line has been drawn.*** Cross it if you dare.

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*It's actually quite funny. Go check it out.

**On the slim chance anyone doesn't getwhat I'm doing, let me make it clear. I actually like Pat and enjoyed his book a great deal. So anyone who gets truly nasty shall be fed to the goblins. This is all in fun. Now go post a picture of my trilogy beating up Pat's book or something.

***I declare my dodge on you, Pat Rothfuss!

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jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 12:27 pm (UTC)
I once spent most of a gaming session declaring my dodge on my fellow players, thanks to that comic. Up until they dumped the chips on me and started beating me with the bowl, I mean...
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varkat
Apr. 25th, 2008 12:54 pm (UTC)
Too funny!
antonstrout
Apr. 25th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
won't anyone think of the poor, starving psychometrists????

The second Simon seems Kvothe coming down Park Ave, he's taking his retractable bat to him!
jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
Please thank Simon for his support!

Simon and Jig gang up on Kvothe. There's an interesting little piece of fanfic for ya...
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chris_gerrib
Apr. 25th, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the morning chuckle...
(Anonymous)
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:01 pm (UTC)
Much better than the Kvothe vs. Potter comic from awhile back.

TK
jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC)
This one, I assume? Or have there been multiple KvP strips? Given the popularity of both, I wouldn't be surprised...
steve_buchheit
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
For some reason I'm having this weird mash-up of Goblins and Braveheart.
jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
Good to know that came through :-)

The goblins wouldn't even need to apply the blue woad. Just smear on some white, and they're ready to go!

Hm ... Mel Gibson as a goblin. That would be an interesting movie.
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pnkrokhockeymom
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
You are so badass manly territorial! W00t!
jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC)
::Snort::

You know, there was about a second or so when I was actually annoyed (and probably envious) to see Pat's book get such a big plug in Goblins. I really did have that initial territorial response. Very weird.

Thankfully, it passed quickly, making room for much giggling and amusement.
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kelly_swails
Apr. 25th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
Pat's an awesome guy. This is going to crack him up. I'm gonna go tell him about it ...
jimhines
Apr. 25th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
I e-mailed him about 2 minutes after posting this :-) I'm hoping he'll play too, but I know he's pretty busy these days.
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hyptosis
Apr. 26th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
Nice picture man. Funny thing here is the only books I've read in the last few months have been yours, and Patrick's, just found that surprising. =]
jimhines
Apr. 26th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
That's an entertaining little coincidence. What did you think of Name of the Wind?
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daydreammuse
Apr. 26th, 2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
Hey you know, this comic is on my list of web comics I always wanted to read, but well I always forget around writing and blogging. I am so starting. Also I am so behind you!! LOL to the cover "break wind" is a fantastic word play! Bow down to your greatness ;)
jimhines
Apr. 27th, 2008 12:16 am (UTC)
Thanks! I enjoyed the comic. It gets a bit bloody sometimes, and the update schedule is on the irregular side, but there's some highly entertaining stuff there. Have fun!
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