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Star Trek Pants

I have nothing deep to blog about today, so I turn instead to another pressing question.  Does the Star Wars Pants game work with Star Trek as well?

You be the judge.  (And feel free to jump in and play with the pants in the comments.)

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“Captain, I believe I speak for everyone when I say … to hell with our pants.”  -Data, First Contact

“Who’s been holding up the damn pants?”  -McCoy, STII

“Rumors of my pants have been greatly exaggerated.”  -Picard, First Contact

“That green-blooded son of a bitch.  It’s his revenge for all those pants he lost.” -McCoy, STIII

“Uhura, signal our pants!”  -Kirk, STVI

“You’re so stolid.  You weren’t like that before the pants.”  -Q, Deja-Q

“It’s wondrous, with pants to satiate desires both subtle and gross.”  -Q, Q Who?

“…and get that fish out of my pants.”  -Captain Jellico, Chain of Command (Part I)

“If I may inquire sir, how long have you been captain of the Enterprise?”
“Four years. Ever since Captain Picard was killed in the incident with the pants.”  -Worf and Riker, Parallels

“How many have paid the price for your pants? How many have died?” -Saavik, STIII

“Comfortable pants.” -Worf, the Emissary

“…pants I will deprive you of, just like I did your father!” -Nero, Star Trek

“Going back in time, changing pants … that’s cheating!” -Kirk, Star Trek

“It can be argued that a human is ultimately the sum of his pants.” -Sisko, Emissary

“Good pants. That’s where ideas begin.”  -David Marcus, STII

“For a time, I was tempted by her pants.” -Data, First Contact

“Insufficient pants always invite danger.” -Spock, Space Seed

“You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own pants.” -Dr. Stubbs, Evolution

“Sorry about your pants, but as we say on Earth, c’est la vie.” -Kirk, STIII

“I’ll have Mr Adventure eating out of my pants, and I’ll see all of you at the rendezvous.” -Uhura, STIII

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.

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