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Post-Con Neuroses

This weekend I had the honor of being Toastmaster at ConFusion. This was one of my best convention experiences ever … and in a few days, I’ll be able to focus on what an epic time I had. But first I need to get through what I think of as my post-con neurotic phase.

I’ve talked before about being an introvert. When I do a convention, it’s in some ways a performance. That doesn’t mean there’s anything deceptive or dishonest, but I’m basically playing Jim C. Hines, Extroverted Author. It’s a great deal of fun, but it also uses up a fair amount of energy. One thing I’ve noticed is that it requires me to turn down some of my internal filters and censors.

And that’s what leads to comments like the one I made during opening ceremonies where I introduced one guest who had been attending since about 1980, and remarked, “Wow … I was only six years old.” Now here’s a peek inside Jim’s brain:

Wait, why did I say that? That wasn’t in my script of jokes. I was trying to point out that this person has a great history with the con, but I basically announced, “Hey, they’re old!” That’s kind of a dickish thing to say. Have I just alienated our guest of honor or made them uncomfortable? What the hell, man?

This sort of thing doesn’t usually bother me too much while I’m at the con and “on.” It’s afterward, when I’m overtired and heading back to the real world, that it starts to get to me. I think back to Sunday afternoon when Sarah Zettel asked me to strike a pose, so of course I showed off the belly and gave my best hip-thrusting pose as I left the panel … which sent a familiar cramp of pain up the back muscles, eliciting a shout of, “Son of a bitch, that hurt!”

Why did I say that? I excised the word “bitch” from my vocabulary more than a decade ago! And it didn’t even hurt that bad; just a tight muscle from sitting in panel chairs all day. Way to go, Jim — you’ve just convinced those people who said you were out of shape that they’re right, because you can’t even do one little hip-thrust without whining about it.

Toastmaster with Epic HatThere were a few other such instances. They get stuck in my head for several days after the con, the little things that I’m 99% certain nobody else noticed or really cared about. Sure, I flubbed a joke in opening ceremonies, but overall I had a great deal of fun introducing our line-up of awesome guests, and all of the feedback I received afterward was positive.

I really did have an incredibly good time. I’ll try to do a more traditional write-up, by the end of which you’ll all be rather jealous. There was the author D&D game, the dessert reception, my guest star role on Tom Smith’s Rocky Horror Muppet Show … I had an absolute blast.

But after almost a decade of conventions, I also know that I overthink. I borderline obsess. And then, once I’ve caught up on sleep and gotten back to my real life, I get over it. But that day or two of post-con obsession is annoying. And I’m a little curious if I’m the only one who does this…

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.


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Jan. 23rd, 2012 02:40 pm (UTC)
You're not the only one, but my neurotic overthinking is usually done by the end of the drive home, or at least by the time I go to bed after the con. Do you think it helps that you have insight into it? Are you able to set the thoughts aside, or do they run their course even though you know they're irrational? I have had some luck doing that, but my brain is possibly not as persistent as yours.

(I didn't notice you flubbing a joke, nor did I think you're 1980 comment was dickish.)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 02:46 pm (UTC)
My guess is I'm probably one of the only -- maybe *the* only -- one who noticed the flubbed joke or thought my 1980 comment was dickish. Intellectually, I know this, and by the time I get through a full day of my mundane life, I suspect most of this will have passed.

It does help some to recognize what's going on, that this is a normal part of my brain, and to try to keep things in perspective. Kind of like after you've written enough, you realize that the "I suck I'll never publish another good story again!" is a normal but annoying part of the process, and that this too shall pass.

I'm definitely in a much better space with it all than I was five years ago. Maybe someday I'll reach the point where I can leave a con, realize that I messed up when telling a story, and just shrug it off. But I'm not there yet :-)
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
I do it after every con. In my case, I'm also trying to remember my jokes and opinions at BarCon in case I went TOO FAR. :-)

Cons are a strange place when you're a pro/aspiring pro. On one hand, it's about geeky fun! You're sort of on vacation! On the other hand, you're working. A cheap joke might get you a laugh, but you're also managing your brand and possibly networking with other pros. That laugh could cost you sales or an anthology invite.

So yeah, Lynne and I typically have a neurotic debriefing during our trip home. :-)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
Yes! Turning down the filters in order to play Extrovert Guy means I sometimes end up saying stuff that I wouldn't normally say, and then end up asking, "Wait, did that just cross a line?"

More than once I've come home and immediately e-mailed folks saying, "Hey, when I joked about this, was that funny or was I being a dick to you?"

I can't remember a single time anyone has gotten back to me and said, "You're such a dick, Hines!" But that doesn't stop the worry.
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
I obsess over every little stupid thing that comes out of my mouth (which is an awful lot), often not just for days but for years. No lie, I still come over all embarrassed about things I did and said when I was like, 9yrs old. (I am 30 now.) I don't know why. Logically reasoning that most ppl don't care and probably don't even remember that thing I did at some such time doesn't even seem to take the edge off.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:01 pm (UTC)
Logic/intellectual and emotional just don't do a good job of communicating, do they. I wish we could just force those two to sit down and *talk* to one another.
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
You're not the only one, but mine usually starts during the con. After the adrenaline of having fun fades, my OCD will treat me to a slide show of every potentially dumb or jerkish thing I think I may have said or did.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:30 pm (UTC)
It sometimes hits when I retire to my hotel room at night, once the adrenaline wears off and I'm trying to fall asleep, and the brain says, "NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE CLIP SHOW OF AWKWARDNESS!!!"
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:07 pm (UTC)
You are certainly not. I have this after any social gathering where I'm insecure about the impression I'm making. I used to have it at any social gathering, but I have relaxed a bit since then. Gained some confidence and some trust in the people I see at those gatherings. But you describe very accurately what happens in my head when I put my foot in my mouth.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
I think practice/experience does help, and the more cons I do, the easier the post-con cringing gets ... but yeah.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:14 pm (UTC)
From a fellow introvert who can play an extrovert, I completely understand. If I really get in a funk, I can cringe about comments I made years ago while under the influence of extraversion.

Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
I think the best thing about getting a little older is that my memory isn't quite as good these days, so I can't remember some of those really old comments.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:30 pm (UTC)
My big regret was being there but waylaid by work issues which had me missing much of the con.

I do much of what you say here, too. I over think what I said and obsess and worry (and repeat myself). Over the years, I've learned that people are very forgiving and often didn't think the things you were afraid that they would or don't remember you saying that particular thing at all. If people are enjoying your "performance" then they remember the good feeling and not so much the details. I think if everyone was laughing at what you said and did, then you did just fine and you shouldn't worry.

Also, I meant to tell you at the con that for your blogs on women's issues on the Internet, you are one of my heroes. Sorry I didn't get to say this to you in person at the con, though.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you! You know, even with being there for 72 hours straight, I didn't come close to having enough time to talk to everyone I wanted to. Too many great people, and never enough time.

Intellectually, I'm rather proud of how I did in my first Toastmaster gig. The emotional side should catch up in another day or so :-)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:35 pm (UTC)
I didn't see the hip thrust, but I did catch opening ceremonies and, for the record, you were fine. The "she's old" also works as "I'm a young whippersnapper."

Regarding second-guessing your actions, I think that's typical of most people, extroverts and introverts. The folks who don't have an internal filter are the rarities. Those who lack a filter and are easy on the eyes become reality TV "stars." ;-)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:58 pm (UTC)
Those who lack a filter and are easy on the eyes become reality TV "stars." ;-)

Eep! That's it, I'm a-keeping my filters!
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
It's...sort of reassuring to know that I'm not the only person who does this. (I do it after pretty much every event involving people.)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
That reassurance is one of the reasons I wrote the post, too :-)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
You were only six in 1980??? My god, you're a baby! (There, do you feel better?)

Ironically, I had finally gotten past this kind of obsessing and fretting. Then a few years ago, I did a small local event with a friend (basically I was the pubbed author and she was the soon-to-be pubbed author that I was helping out). It was late, I was tired, and something I said came out wrong. The 15 or so folks there (either friends or my fans) all laughed, and no one thought much of it--except my friend, who got so upset about it, it eventually destroyed our friendship.

Since then, I've gone back to being worried that I'll say stupid things and people will hate me. SIGH.

BTW, I love the hat :-) ANd I'm sure you were great. Someday I hope to see that hip thrust movement in person...
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:12 pm (UTC)
Ouch. But I think that illustrates part of what's beneath the worry. Even though I know 99% of the folks at the con were probably fine with everything, there's always the chance... I'm sorry to hear that things went so badly for you and your former friend.

As for the hip thrust, just remind me to stretch first :-)
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:12 pm (UTC)
You should come to a con. It's lots of fun, and gives you a whole new range of things to obsess about ;-)
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:04 pm (UTC)
I neurotically overthink my social interactions after pretty much every party, never mind every con.

I can also beat myself up for dumb comments I made in 1993. BEAT THAT!

{oh god oh god now he's going to think I'm a total ass, like that "Topper" guy in the Dilbert cartoons, why the hell do I do this? CHRIST I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE.}
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
'93? I CAN TOP THIS! Back in '93 I was 19 years old, so pretty much THAT ENTIRE YEAR was a social disaster worth beating myself up for!
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Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
I graduated from college in 1980. My God -- am I the adult in the room? No-ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh, and get off my lawn.

Dr. Phil
Jan. 23rd, 2012 05:19 pm (UTC)

I graduated from college that same year!

Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
I do the same thing, of course, and after almost any group event -- even my writing group meetings. For some reason on the dumb stuff I said lingers.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
In a way, it reminds me of reviews. I can read 10 reviews of my stuff, and if 9 are great and 1 pans me, it will be that last one that sticks in my head...
Jan. 23rd, 2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
Everybody does this, all the time. Everybody. And nobody noticed any of the things you're worried about.
Jan. 23rd, 2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
Nobody noticed until I went and pointed them out on my blog post. Aw, crap. What have I done???

Thanks ;-)
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