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Throwback Thursday: Goblin Edition

“Throwback Thursday” has become a thing in certain circles, so I figured I’d try a TBT blog post. This is from May 19, 2005. Both of these excerpts are from Goblin Hero.

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Two excerpts today. Double your pleasure, double your fun, or something like that…

Excerpt the First:

Slash pushed him roughly to the other side of the tunnel. “See that patch?”

Jig stared. The ground was dusty rock, the same as the rest of the tunnels.

“We spread a mix of blood, rock serpent venom, and diluted honey there. The venom keeps the blood from clotting, and the honey makes it stick to whoever steps in it.” Slash licked his lips. “The tunnel-cats love the stuff. If you step inside the lair wearing that scent, they’ll be on you before you can draw your sword.”

Before Jig could say anything, Slash was yanking his arm again. “Watch out for those spikes.” Jig had to squint to see the tiny metal shards resting on the ground.

“They’re so small.”

“And they’re coated in lizard-fish toxin,” Slash said.

Oh. Jig looked at the hobgoblins with new respect. If he tried to set up such traps to protect the goblin lair, the only thing he’d accomplish was to kill off half of the goblins.

Happy Bonus Excerpt:

When the hobgoblins materialized beside him, Jig jumped so hard he knocked Smudge to the ground. “Where did they come from?” he asked as he retrieved his fallen spider.

“Author’s tweaking the storyline again,” Grell muttered. She glared at the sky. “Try writing an outline, ya damn hack!”

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Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.

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( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
sartorias
May. 21st, 2015 05:15 pm (UTC)
LOL!
rhienelleth
May. 21st, 2015 06:06 pm (UTC)
Aw. :) I miss Jig. Good reason to reread these.
reedrover
May. 21st, 2015 06:17 pm (UTC)
Ok, now I want to go pull the set off of the shelves and have a marathon re-read. 'Cause ya can't just start at Goblin Hero, you know....
attilathepbnun
May. 22nd, 2015 01:52 am (UTC)
*giggles*
wren08
May. 22nd, 2015 08:11 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!
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